"The title track [is] the dullest seven minutes of the '80s icons' entire career."
Four songs in comes Pressure Off, a gloriously funky hairbrush anthem with Nile Rodgers on 'that' rhythm guitar and Janelle Monae hip-bumping Simon Le Bon into 2015.
To get there, you have to stumble through the title track (the dullest seven minutes of the '80s icons' entire career) and Last Night In The City, which The Black Eyed Peas must have rejected for being too 'yelly'. 2010's All You Need Is Now had Mark Ronson showing how poptastic Duran could still be, but without him holding their hair-spray cans the whole way, Paper Gods falls limply.