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CANT SAY feat. Resident DJs Battles

CANT SAY on May 25 is set to be the battle of the ages. DJ against DJ, friend against friend, are you ready to party?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is with great pleasure that we give to you the CANT SAY army. The only thing stronger than their numbers is their constant drive to keep the patrons of CANT SAY dancing each and every week.

Between them, there isn't much they haven't done, from supporting some of the biggest international bands and DJs from the far corners of the globe, playing the country's leading music festivals, holding down residencies across Melbourne, spending hours each and every week sourcing the best music, perfecting their technical skills behind the decks to ensure that their sets are a non-stop party, right through to the hours they devote partying in the CAN'T SAY tunnels. This week, we salute our residents for the countless efforts they put in both on and off the decks.

But who is it that makes up the CANT SAY army I hear you ask? Look no further...

SWICK versus TRANTER

MAT CANT versus PLAY

J-HEASY versus JAMES FAVA

CONKER versus TOMDERSON

WEDNESDAY THE RAT versus GLASS MIRRORS

AIRWOLF versus JASPER

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?

I'm not even mad.

CANT SAY

Venue:                   Platform One, Vault 8, Banana Alley, Melbourne

Date:                       Friday 25th May, 2012

Time:                      9pm till late

Cost:                        $20 General Admission / $15 with Password

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THE DRINKS

$5 CANT SAY stubbies

$5 bourbons, vodkas and scotch

$5 wet pussy shots

2x skittle-bombs for $10

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