Guest Starring Tahir! Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ?????

??? Tickets on Sale NOW – LIMITED SPOTS!

Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer!

?? SPECIAL GUEST STARRING HEADLINER: TAHIR ??Yes, that Tahir – TV favourite, festival legend, and one of Australia’s most in-demand comedians – bringing his high-energy, laugh-until-it-hurts comedy to the harbour! ????

Alongside Tahir, expect razor-sharp wit, outrageous stories, and crowd-roasting banter from an elite lineup of comedians from Australia and abroad.

?? NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!! ??

We’re transforming Newcastle Harbour into an exclusive floating comedy club with a 3-hour cruise featuring the very best in stand-up comedy. While the vessel holds 500, we’re limiting capacity to just 170 guests so everyone gets a seat on the main deck for the show.

??? Cruise Details

?? Date: Saturday, 23rd May 2026? Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return?? Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour?? Dress Code: Smart casual (flat shoes or low heels only – no tall skinny heels for safety)?? 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required

?? What to Expect

?? Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 huge sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment?? Special Guest Starring Headliner: TAHIR?? Fully Licensed Venue – 2 bars serving craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTDs & classic mixed drinks?? Delicious Snack Foods – Available for purchase from our onboard chefs?? 360° Harbour Views – Wrap-around decks + sky deck for epic selfies?? Pre & Post-Show Vibes – Music pumping across all 3 levels

?? 3 HEADLINE ACTS!

A killer comedy lineup featuring stars of TV, major comedy festivals, and viral online fame – capped off by TAHIR as your special guest starring headliner. Expect big laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable moments.

?? On the MicTAHIR + Supporting Acts (to be confirmed)

? Important Info

• No reserved seating or tables – ticket numbers strictly limited for comfort• NO BYO – food and drinks available onboard• RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served• No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs• Photos/video may be taken for promotional use• Accessibility subject to vessel design & marine safety requirements – please contact us prior to booking

?? Refund Policy

All tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please ensure all details are correct before purchasing.

?? EXCLUSIVE EVENT – ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE!This floating comedy club will sell out fast.

?? BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night on the harbour.

?? Final Word:Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a boatload of laughs on Newcastle Harbour.This isn’t your average comedy night…?? It’s stand-up with a view – starring TAHIR. ???????