Melbourne International Comedy Festival

"It's hard for me to believe that 50% of Australians are bad people because this is a country that welcomed me with such open arms."

"The rest of the world has TED Talks, 'Pussy Play Masterclass' has BED Talks."

"I don't think anyone's expecting that of me either. I'm just a silly idiot."

The uniquely stressful monologue is ingeniously heightened by its MICF context.

Funny doesn't just happen - it takes a tonne of hard graft and a generous dollop of inspiration.