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The Beards Meet The Tactical Beard Owners Club, By Johann Beardraven
"His head suddenly exploded, drenching me with blood and pieces of skull as his lifeless torso slumped to the ground."
The Beards Tour Diary Part Seven
The ARIA Awards were a farce, and now the end of the world is near.
The Beards' Tour Diary Part Six
Breakfast can be tough for a bearded man. Cereal is right out – getting milk and bits of oat all through your beard can ruin your entire day.
The Beards' Tour Diary Part Five
Melbourne is notorious for the scarf-wearers I mentioned earlier. I should be clear at this point that the scarf is a symbol of bearded oppression.
The Beards' Tour Diary Part Four
Gertrude got my attention. She showed me a poster she had made for me and said she’d do anything for me in the bedroom – anything!
The Beards' Tour Diary Part Three
Johann Beardraven of The Beards will tackle a broken arm any day, unless his beard is still intact.
The Beards' Tour Diary Part Two
A story about The Lonely Wife, The Dedicated Beard Grower and The Beardless Youth.
The Beards Meet The Greatest Politician In The World
The Beards meet the greatest politician in the world - an Abbot you can really trust.
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