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"His head suddenly exploded, drenching me with blood and pieces of skull as his lifeless torso slumped to the ground."
The ARIA Awards were a farce, and now the end of the world is near.
Breakfast can be tough for a bearded man. Cereal is right out – getting milk and bits of oat all through your beard can ruin your entire day.
Melbourne is notorious for the scarf-wearers I mentioned earlier. I should be clear at this point that the scarf is a symbol of bearded oppression.
Gertrude got my attention. She showed me a poster she had made for me and said she’d do anything for me in the bedroom – anything!
Johann Beardraven of The Beards will tackle a broken arm any day, unless his beard is still intact.
A story about The Lonely Wife, The Dedicated Beard Grower and The Beardless Youth.
The Beards meet the greatest politician in the world - an Abbot you can really trust.