Music Industry Plans Bestiality Awareness Concert

Major players in the music industry are working together to organise the first annual Beast Relief, a three-day camping festival which will raise money and awareness for bestiality – or zoophilia.

SPA Confidential has learnt that Beast Relief will be held at the Yackandandah showgrounds and coincide with the annual Royal Agriculture and Farming show.

With all the country's major promoters in on the event, an insider told us that they felt it was time that the music industry stood up for the important issues.

“We usually throw events to show our support for same-sex marriage,” they said, “but it's like banging your head against the stable door. They way that the same-sex bill got shot down in parliament this week, we're moving on to other marriage rights issues that will be easier to achieve.”

It is expected that up to a dozen high profile musicians and artists will out themselves as zoophiles and zoosexuals in the lead up to the event. They will attend schools around the country to teach children that it's OK and perfectly natural to love one's animals, and that they shouldn't think differently of their peers if they happen to be animal fanciers.

Despite breaking up today, LMFAO are expected to reform to headline the event. They are already working on their rooster-loving song, Party Cock Anthem.