SPA Confidential, Journalist

They'll leave you lost for words

Lisa Jeffries, 54, already owns three copies

"It's become clear to me that the real barriers [women] face ... come down to a total lack of pink equipment."

"Did you see it? He was even wearing a top hat!"

"It's like the ARIAs don't even know we exist."

Thank you, Australian Institute For Alternatives To Doing Any Disease Research

"This is some bullshit"

Put your hands in the air like you're petrified of an oppressive, militaristic state

“We believe we have successfully kept rock’n’roll flu at bay since the great 'Fleetwood Mac' outbreak of ‘86."

"It was supposed to be like Romeo And Juliet, and it ended up in tragedy instead."

"Should we ban The Madden Brothers from Australia?"