"I think I've done the Melbourne International Comedy Festival about six times and made about 17 trips to Australia,” begins American comic Eddie Ifft. “I remember my first trip very well. I stayed at a friend of a friend's house. It turns out the guy was part of a swingers club and his house was a swingers house. I didn't know that until I came home one night and there was a party and everyone was naked. It was my first time to Australia and I thought maybe that was just how all Australians partied.”
Now well-accustomed to Australia, by the time May rolls around, Ifft will have spent four months here playing the respective comedy festivals in Adelaide, Sydney, Melbourne and Perth. Spending a quarter of the year so far from home does have its negatives. “I have a wife and two dogs, so the hardest part is leaving the dogs. When I come back the dogs hardly recognise me and neither does my wife's new boyfriend,” he jokes.
Ifft's latest show, titled Train Wreck, follows shows including Too Soon and Things I Shouldn't Have Said on similar topics. He admits his fast tongue has got him into trouble on more than one occasion. “I've had a few jokes get me in trouble. I was a little scared in places like the Middle East and India. They have laws against offensiveness. In the Middle East I thought I was going to get beheaded for a couple jokes I performed.
Ifft's stand-up routines have at times encountered their own trainwreck moments. “I've had so many. I practically started a riot at a university while I was on stage. I got tackled on stage by a midget. I got hit in the face by a snowball during a show. I wrestled a man in his underwear who said my comedy woke up his sleeping children. I got chased around a comedy club by an angry redneck. Had a gun pulled on me while I was on stage...”
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So is titling a show Train Wreck simply ammunition for lazy journalists? “No, I usually don't care what reviewers think. As long as I either get a five star review or a one star review, those are my favourites. Four, three and two are no fun.”





