Baz McAlister, Journalist

"What works about them all is they're slightly broken... They're out-of-the-way, run-down places and they work so well for stand-up."

"You realise, 'Shit, I'm changed. This has changed my outlook on the world, the way I live, and it's certainly changed the way I perform on stage.'"

But not looking for the Straw Owl Museum