It’s officially #OneHitWonderDay, aka the earworm apocalypse, so we’ve compiled some of the worst best and best worst hits to kickstart and/or ruin your weekend.
Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song) (1980)
Yes. Yes, we do. He spoke to a generation, and then they forgot about him.
Trio - Da Da Da (1982)
Is anyone else hungry?
Nena - 99 Red Balloons (1983)
We didn’t understand what Nena was talking about, but we sure did relate.
Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal (2001)
It says a lot about your band when your most famous recording isn’t your own song.
Puddle Of Mud – She Hates Me (2001)
She’s not the only one.
Wheatus – Teenage Dirtbag (2000)
They’re stuck in some sort of puberty Groundhog Day.
Fountains Of Wayne – Stacy’s Mom (2003)
We’re wondering how this one played out.
Chumbawamba - I Get Knocked Down (1997)
Frontman Dunstan Bruce is now 53, so please stop pushing him over.
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get (1997)
1997 was a good year for inspirational rock numbers.
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (2000)
Hopefully they got the answer before fading into obscurity.
Survivor – Eye Of The Tiger (1983)
The band delivered a song in keeping with their name. While it’s actually a good song, it’s so hard to take it seriously now.
Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight (1976)
Some Starland Vocal Band delight for your afternoon.
