Celebrities Social The Darndest Things

Just in case you haven’t been berated enough by social media commentary during the week, we’ve compiled some of the best tweets on some of the most talked about topics. Welcome to another edition of Celebrities Social The Darndest Things.

Martin Shkreli

When Martin Shkreli, CEO of Pharmaceutical company Turing, bumped the price of aids drug Daraprim from $13.50US to $750US during the week, Twitter erupted.

@MartinShkreli should just complete his homage to capitalistic-greed-at-all-cost by making a dildo out of money and fuck himself with it.

— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) September 23, 2015

Martin Shkreli looks like the sort of person who says things along the lines of 'This displeases me, mother'. pic.twitter.com/DCrfwwwlzy

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) September 23, 2015

Sad news, Martin Shkreli just bought the Happy Birthday Song.

— Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye) September 23, 2015

I hear @MartinShkreli is using all that money to fund research on how to get AIDS airborne.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 22, 2015

Oddly enough, Martin Shkreli is like if AIDS were a person.

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) September 22, 2015

The Emmys

While so far away from Australia, they still left their mark. Much like Andy Samberg’s opening film. 

Life outside of the #Emmys needs a "Please wrap up" prompt. Like, can I use that for cab drivers and online dating and gyno appointments?

— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) September 21, 2015

Now we're just going to be late pic.twitter.com/OgjwMKrDB2

— Megan Mullally (@MeganOMullally) September 20, 2015

So glad the #Emmys celebrates the wealthy, famous and ludicrously attractive actors among us who so rarely get the recognition they deserve.

— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) September 21, 2015

"Todd, if you want to us to boycott the #Emmys because you weren't nominated or even invited, we will." - you guys

— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) September 20, 2015

Imagine being old enough to get an instant standing ovation. #Emmys

— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) September 21, 2015

Admittedly, Hollywood stars make silly money, but feels like they're earning it when being interviewed by Ryan Seacrest. #Emmys

— Brian Lowry (@blowryontv) September 20, 2015

Chris Brown

And back to something a little more serious. The pressure for Chris Brown to be barred from Australia continues to rise, as reflected on social media.

Chris Brown should be banned from Australia. No, not that Chris Brown #Gruen http://t.co/VK6omEjczt pic.twitter.com/KVtp9XM6oT

— Wil Anderson (@Wil_Anderson) September 23, 2015

Hey @ChrisBrown there's still a way for you to get a visa for New Zealand. Just start a cloud storage business. They love that over here ;-)

— Kim Dotcom (@KimDotcom) September 18, 2015

#PigGate

British tabloid Daily Mail ran a very weird article last week that alleged British Prime Minister David Cameron did something questionable with a dead pig when he was a student at Oxford University in the late 1980s.

Oink. cc @David_Cameron

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 21, 2015

Well this looks kind of suspicious in retrospect: http://t.co/7R4sKp4aQM pic.twitter.com/Me3JHy2W7q

— Murtaza Hussain (@MazMHussain) September 20, 2015

BBC news says “The former Tory donor admitted to having personal “beef” with the prime minister …“ #piggate just gets weirder and weirder.

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) September 21, 2015

Bonus Round

Dude sitting near me at breakfast is whispering to himself.... In German. It's possibly the scariest breakfast I've ever had

— Dean Hanson (@DeanBPM) September 21, 2015

Wow!!! @Nick_Offerman and I had a love child. This is amazing! https://t.co/Xrs7ZOVHAQ

— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 17, 2015

If you think there's some conspiracy against white people, you are, I guarantee, a stupid white person.

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) September 17, 2015

Rule of thumb, don't tell a person older than you that you're proud of them.

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 22, 2015

I wish someone would tell me how good food-trucks are.

— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) September 23, 2015