Benny Doyle, Journalist

"Some purists have scoffed that the band have turned their back on the d’n’b community – tonight gave them a big serving of shut the fuck up."

Pet Shop Boys are the originators of glamorous, pulsing disco sleaze, and they’ve all but reminded the new school who designed the curriculum in the first place.

"British India has always been a thing of increments – [but] maybe the other guys plotted Wembley?"

"We’re a pretty black and white band in the sense that we don’t work seriously on writing songs or writing a record when we’re in the middle of touring."

"I feel really lucky that we can still be here, we can still hook up and take this opportunity to come back to Australia."

It’s a gorgeous journey the quartet take you on, one that could only come from a band bettered by their recent experiences.

"We’ve been notorious for not having what’s going on at the moment, it’s pretty silly really."

Ditching the dick to move forward as an all-lady four-piece, Sao Paulo indie disco faves CSS give us Planta, yet another middling release that shows flashes of greatness but doesn’t get over the line