A little patience would go a long way for the outfit, for it seems that is what Vanity lacks.
Subtlety appears to be an art lost on Caulfield – it takes no less than a minute of the album before they bust into a breakdown. The album's opening track, A Letter To Myself One Year Ago, paints a very accurate portrayal of the remaining 11 tracks; once you've heard that, you've basically heard it all – save for the occasional sporadic synth line either serving as a brief introduction to the next track or as accompaniment to a breakdown. A little patience would go a long way for the outfit, for it seems that is what Vanity lacks.