This week’s edition of Celebrities Social The Darnedest Things features wise words from the Parks & Rec cast, an unfortunate Tony Abbott Twitter trend and more. Turn on Netflix and chill.
PARKS & REC
As far as tour news goes, Park & Rec stars Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally naming a run of Australian dates for next year was definitely a pleasant surprise. They’re best worst couple of the show and actually married in real life. To celebrate, we trolled through Twitter to find the best tweets from Parks & Rec cast members. Unfortunately, Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) doesn’t tweet.
Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson)
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) August 1, 2015
Megan Amram (Writer/Story Editor)
So weird that hot dogs come in packs of ten but my butthole can only fit eight so far
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) September 18, 2014
Joe Mande (Writer)
are the teen choice awards about abortion
— joe mande (@JoeMande) August 11, 2014
Ben Schwartz (Jean Ralphio)
Did Frasier ever figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs?
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) August 4, 2015
Aziz Ansari (Tom Haverford)
Wonder if I could offer a VIP EXPERIENCE ticket with Meet and Greet, but the Meet and Greet involves meeting Bruno Mars and not me...
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 7, 2014
Adam Scott (Ben Wyatt)
Last day. #ThankYouParksCrew pic.twitter.com/GgafqHFTnH
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) December 12, 2014
Aubrey Plaza (April Ludgate)
IM A DIAPER GIRL IN A DIAPER WORLD
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) April 9, 2015
Chris Pratt (Andy Dwyer)
The name's Douchemaster McChest And this is my first headshot. You're welcome. #throwbackthursday circa 2000 pic.twitter.com/85B6tl3swn
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 12, 2014
TAYLOR SWIFT
Pop superstar Taylor Swift has been inviting a different guest to the stage each night on her US 1989 tour, with everyone from Justin Timberlake to Joan Baez making an appearance.
Wow, Taylor Swift just brought out the Soup Nazi and made her feed her soup like a baby bird, I'm living for this rn
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) August 27, 2015
Whenever Taylor Swift leaves the room, I bet her friends are all contractually obligated to only discuss how much they love and miss her
— John Cochran (@JohnMCochran) August 28, 2015
I keep waking up expecting to see headlines that Taylor Swift welcomed Jesus to the 1989 Tour stage.
— Kingsley (@kingsleyyy) August 27, 2015
Next up, Taylor Swift drags a rotting deer carcass on stage to sing 'Chocolate Rain'.
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) August 27, 2015
NETFLIX & CHILL
If you don’t yet know what “Netflix and chill” means yet (who are you, News Corp?), these tweets will explain it pretty quickly.
Ohhhh yea Netflix and Chill because nothing gets a girl hornier than straight to DVD Disney movies and documentaries about Ocean life
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) August 26, 2015
netflix AND chill? in this economy??
— russell alton (@Choplogik) August 24, 2015
My child: mommy where do babies come from? Me: Netflix and chill
— The Gabbie Show (@TheGabbieShow) August 21, 2015
Abbott Loves Anal
Unlucky.
As you can imagine, I'm pretty disappointed about the inadvertent misspelling of the #AbbottLovesAnnabel hashtag on @QandA
— Annabel Crabb (@annabelcrabb) August 24, 2015
Guys, don't be so immature. It's "Abbott Lo! Vesnal." A Latin term which roughly translates to, "Tony! Bumhole politician." #AbbottLovesAnal
— Brendan Maclean (@macleanbrendan) August 24, 2015
#AbbottLovesAnal I have nothing to add I just want this to continue trending.
— Keegs (@keegs) August 25, 2015
knowing @annabelcrabb she would have been intelligently deconstructing our dogmatic political paradigm when suddenly pic.twitter.com/vlBcN8ouFe
— todd sampson (@toddsampsonOz) August 25, 2015
#BorderFarce
Border Force’s plans to start randomly check visas on the street of Melbourne have come crumbling down following protests and a witty hashtag. People power!
When I first read that federal agents were gonna be checking people for "papers", I genuinely thought they meant tally-ho's. #borderforce
— Matt Okine (@mattokine) August 28, 2015
Press conference for #BorderForce cancelled due to an unexpectedly high number of reasonable people tuning in.
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 28, 2015
I've got a bad feeling I'm going to go to the city, get drunk, get too lippy and wake up hung over in Nauru. #BorderForce
— Tom Gleeson (@nonstoptom) August 28, 2015
