Celebrities Social The Darndest Things

This week has been an odd one for most. You're either coming off a long weekend, have already had a shortened week, or still mourning/celebrating the loss/win of your sports team in the AFL and or/NRL grand finals. It's taken a lot of adjusting, but if you're Justin Bieber, there's no need to adjust. Just let it go. 

Justin Bieber nudes

Nudes were released and the internet went crazy. This isn’t really a topic you want in your browsing history, but the damage has been down, and here’s what we discovered.

*Sunrise clamour furiously for an exclusive interview with Bieber's dick*

— Tom Ballard (@TomCBallard) October 8, 2015

Sitting in the parking lot outside my kids' preschool searching the Internet for Justin Bieber's dick pics this is the meaning of life

— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) October 7, 2015

If you look closely at @justinbieber's dick you can see that it's TOTALLY NOT OK TO BE LOOKING AT SOMEONE'S DICK WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.

— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) October 8, 2015

Now we know why Justin Bieber is always thanking God.

— Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) October 7, 2015

daylight saving

Daylight Saving got me feeling all jet lagged

— Smallzy (@Smallzy) October 3, 2015

I feel for the curtains and the cows and all...but god I love daylight saving #sunday #bbq #warmth

— Carrie Bickmore (@BickmoreCarrie) October 4, 2015

salim mehajer

The Auburn Deputy Mayor is reportedly facing intimidation charges after he allegedly threatened the father of a survivor of the Lindt cafe siege at a gym.

Wonder if Salim Mehajer will bring his own bars to stand behind to do his next press conference?

— Dan Ilic (@danilic) October 8, 2015

Bad Australian venn diagram: Deputy mayor of your local council is Salim Mehajer and your PM was Tony Abbott. Me in the overlap.

— Dave Cheng (@drearyclocks) October 8, 2015

kanye west

Yeezy made headlines again during the week, saying being straight has hindered his fashion career.

Kanye West said he faced discrimination in fashion because he is not gay. But maybe it is because he is Kanye West.

— Lisa Vikingstad (@LisaVikingstad) October 7, 2015

Kanye West 1st said Fashion biz rejected him cause he's Black. Now it's cause he's not gay. Maybe its just you're a BAD designer! #KanyeWest

— Jawn Murray (@JawnMurray) October 7, 2015

rupert murdoch

He Tweeted "What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide?" during the week, and it didn’t go down well.

America needs a real black President, says Rupert Murdoch, who doesn't even run a real news channel.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) October 8, 2015

I am thrilled to learn Rupert Murdoch was appointed the guy in charge of deciding who the "real black" people are. What a blessing

— Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) October 8, 2015

I only listen to authoritative voices on black identity, like Rupert Murdoch.

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 8, 2015

random

i just got a memory foam mattress topper but i'm conflicted. i don't know if i want my mattress to remember what i do on top of it

— Watsky (@gwatsky) October 6, 2015

I'm going to be an incredibly weird looking old guy.

— Thomas Middleditch (@Middleditch) October 3, 2015

Do you guys have a leather jacket that doesn't say "I'm trying too hard" on the back in metaphorical letters?

— Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) October 7, 2015

I just saw two trees that are in love with each other carve their initials into a human.

— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) October 2, 2015

shouldn't it be the "toronto maple leaves?" the plural of leaf is leaves right? hi i'm mark hoppus and tonight we go inside sports.

— Dad (@markhoppus) October 8, 2015

Sometimes I want to have a deep and meaningful with shoelaces that continually come undone. "Talk to me. What can I do? How can I fix this?"

— natalie tran (@natalietran) October 8, 2015

Donald trump is much richer than my father so I will listen to him about mexico '

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 6, 2015

Nowadays we "Google" things instead of learn them and it's too easy. I'm going to Bing them instead.

— Jemaine Clement (@AJemaineClement) October 8, 2015