The legend that is LEWI MCKIRDY spends most of his existence in an enclosure called 'Todd's Room' slaying noobs at online gaming.
The legend that is LEWI MCKIRDY spends most of his existence in an enclosure called 'Todd's Room' slaying noobs at online gaming. He will try and make up for his geek steeze by cold lamping with flavour.
This is a fundamental form of loitering, and is mostly done at beaches and dance floors but sitting still in his chair is preferable. Is often seen buying musical instruments on the norm without a clue of how to play them. He Frequents an R'n'B night club solely due to geographical convenience.
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Being the grub that he is, he'll often eat anything but throw some 90's NYC hip hop his way and you may catch him cut some serious rug, which isn't eating but is astonishing none the less.
Mostly barefoot, this biclops like creature sports unflattering short shorts if anything at all and is often subject to a lousy haircut.
Supports coming in the form of MAT CANT and AIRWOLF amongst the rest of the CANT SAY army.
Where did you leave your dignity last night?
CANT SAY
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THE DRINKS
$5 CANT SAY Stubbies
$5 Champagne's
$5 Wet Pussy Shots
2x Skittle-Bombs for $10
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