Adele

"I was knowingly - willingly even, throwing myself into a maze of absolute mess and turmoil."

"Who the fuck cancels a show at Wembley Stadium!?"

'We are at the end.'

"I'm not sure if touring is my bag."

And what a tour it was.

"Why was new turf laid straight after the Adele concerts, knowing full well that there was AFL to be played in a matter of weeks?"

"Partying until 3am in the morning isn’t the most pleasant situation."

"Shall I tell you my filthy joke despite all the children here?"

"If you're moaning about people dancing, then why the fuck have you come to a show for?

"Thank you for your patience with my absolutely useless banter and thank you for putting up with some terrible jokes."

"If you started out at 12, you'd be like that too, okay!"