Kris Swales, Journalist

"Like any self-respecting OCD control freak, my CD racks have to be well maintained."

"I touched back down adjacent to Botany Bay last Monday, just as a race relations shitstorm of epic proportions was just starting to blow itself out before Eddie McGuire did what he does best – opened his mouth to enjoy the sound of his own voice."

Every time a camera looks in the crowd's direction, the horns go up. When Acca Dacca's It's A Long Way To The Top plays over the front of house, they sing every word.

Has Sasha's innovative Involver series scored itself a hat trick?

Want to be behind the decks next summer festival season? Pre-season training starts now, and Kris Swales has all the answers you need to complete your transformation from dancefloor dickbag to DJ.

What Kris Swales thinks you should be wrapping your ears round.