INSANITY LATER

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Described as delivering “instant gratification”, the Serenity Now! Talking Button offers up the voice of the late, great Jerry Stiller in the role of Frank Costanza saying one of the show’s most iconic lines. Perfect when airing grievances.

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HE’S COSMO KRAMER, THE ASSMAN!

Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"? You can!

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WHY FUSILLI?

Taken from the same episode as the Assman license plate, why not treat that special someone to their own Fusilli Jerry? Even better if they’re silly.

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WORK IT!

That’s gold! Well, it’s enamel, but we think Kenny Bania would approve.

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HERE'S TO FEELING GOOD ALL THE TIME

For when those pretzels are making you thirsty.

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FOR THE ASPIRATING ARCHITECT

Help introduce the next generation to one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

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WOW!

This is an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space.

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NO MORE DISTRACTING TINSEL

Sick of Christmas decorations? This Festivus/Seinfeld celebration kit is for you (or your loved one). We did try to find a Festivus Pole to include in this list but turns out it’s hard to locate an aluminium pole with a very high strength-to-weight ratio.

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MONEY FOR PEOPLE

Trying to find a gift for that special someone who is a little picky? Not a problem! You can make a donation to the Human Fund, money for people.

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BUY THEM CASH

And if nothing above hits the sweet spot like a Junior Mint, $182 is nothing to sneeze at.

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