No Limp Biscuit

We're expert snackers here at The Music, and Arnott's have new biscuit flavours (Toffee Apple, Salted Choc, Choc Pineapple). To be frank we're hungry pretty much all of the time so we thought we'd give 'em a trial taste. A taste test if you will.

Choc Pineapple Tim Tams

Neil: Dislike times three. It's like someone left my Tim Tam in a jar of cordial for an hour.

Sammy: Smells like shampoo. The biscuit overpowers the pineapple.

Brynn: Crunchy pineapple snack.

Mark: Leaves a sickly sweet aftertaste.

Georgie: It tastes like a weird pina colada.

Hannah: This tastes bad and Arnott's should feel bad.

Uppy: Fucking gross.

Toffee Apple Tim Tams

Uppy: The fake toffee apple is overpowering.

Brynn: More like poison apple.

Hannah: Why?

Neil: Weird aftertaste.

Georgie: It's yum.

Mark: Spot on interpretation of toffee apple flavour, but doesn't work in a Tim Tam.

Sammy: I could just taste toffee, I couldn't taste much apple.

Salted Choc Slice Twisted Faves

Uppy: Some actual salt flakes would be delicious, but the texture of the salted choc cream is nice.

Hannah: That was amazing.

Brynn: Leave the hard biscuit - give me the salted choc cream.

Mark: The salt needs to cut through something sweeter than just chocolate. Leaves a salt aftertaste.

Sammy: It was just the flavour of salt, it wasn't actual salt. I need some actual flakes in there.

Georgie: Needs more salt.

Neil: It's a nice taste, but it felt like a bag of salt dumped in my mouth.

The verdict:

Stick to the originals. Double Coat Tim Tams will never betray you.