The Christmas music market is a billion-dollar industry that’s unfortunately usually more naughty than nice. Here’s our round-up of this year’s musical stocking stuffers.
William Shatner - Shatner Claus
Bring a second pair of reindeer print undies, because you'll shat-ner your pants laughing when you listen to this record from Captain Kirk and friends!
The Monkees - Christmas Party
The latest release from one of the many "Oh, they're still alive?" bands from the '60s. Worth it just for the jovial Alex Chilton cover.
Eric Clapton - Happy Xmas
-BUH-NUH-NA-NUH-NUH- If your old man's a baby boomer -BUH-NUH-NA-NUH-NUH- Then get him this album for Christmas -slide guitar solo in E- YEAH IT'S ONLY $22.99 AT JB HI-FI BABAH!
Mark Vincent - The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
Every Christmas tune that Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin ever covered, re-recorded by a man who wishes he was Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.
David Campbell - Baby It's Christmas
Every Christmas tune that Michael Buble ever covered, re-recorded by a man who wishes he was Michael Buble but can't do it without autotune.
Jessie J - This Christmas Day
When your featured guest on a Christmas album is Philadelphia's Boyz II Men, you know you're in trouble as an artist.
Samantha Jade - The Magic Of Christmas
A Christmas album from that woman who was on The X Factor Australia once. You can listen to it, or not. Up to you.
John Legend - A Legendary Christmas
Like Newman from television's Seinfeld, there's no denying that this album certainly is very merry. Stevie Wonder kills it on the harmonica on the opening track too.
The Tracking Crew - Asquithmas
We'll explain the title so you don't have to waste time Googling it. Asquith is a suburb in Sydney located on the Upper North Shore.
Engelbert Humperdinck - Warmest Christmas Wishes
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Fine seasonal ballads from a man who was born with a perfectly normal name like Arnold George Dorsey, yet decided to change it to Engelbert Humperdinck.
