Sam Allen & Chris Harrigan

26 March 2014 | 8:45 am | Staff Writer

"Photographing children as foodstuffs. No wait, that’s horrible."

Can you give us a tweet-length summary of your show? Twenty years after the calendars, the Anne Geddes babies break the silence on a life crammed inside prop vegetables.

What do you find funny? Photographing children as foodstuffs. No wait, that's horrible.

What do you find unfunny? The dialectic. But I guess it wasn't aiming for funny, so no harm, no foul.

What's a ridiculous situation you've been in that you got a joke out of? An old man once walked into a sauna where I was relaxing, unpeeled a banana and started eating it. Haven't been able to shake that one.

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Do you have a pre-show ritual? Shamanic gong ceremony followed by a bird reading from an augur. That and a good coating of talcum powder.

Website link for more info? samkallen.com