Jack Tandy In Jack Tandy Forever
"I was stabbed by a gang led by my best friend inside a bakery then woke up screaming with blood gushing from my teeth. This is a very painful memory. Why are you making me relive it?"
Describe yourself in exactly 140 characters (length of a tweet)? A man in the supermarket yells at cereal then buys 30 cans of pineapple. This is my dad. I'm not the same as him but I'm not that different.
Who is your biggest celebrity crush and why? Jessica Tandy, because we're not related.
What's your favourite team sport and why? Circle jerking, because it's just so fast and exhaustive that the players really appreciate my half-time oranges.
What's a nightmare you've had recently? I was stabbed by a gang led by my best friend inside a bakery then woke up screaming with blood gushing from my teeth. This is a very painful memory. Why are you making me relive it?
What are you looking forward to the most at MICF? Using my Myki to get to and from venues. It's just so easy. Touch on and touch off.
WHEN & WHERE: Wednesday 27 March to Tuesday 9 April, Tuxedo Cat
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