Uppy Chatterjee, Journalist

"Yeah, I’m like questioning my whole identity right now."

"A pigeon shits in my hair!"

"I thought I was gonna be the Spice Girls."

"Welcome to two women with uncommon names bonding over strange jobs, serendipity and people not being bothered to spellcheck their uncommon names."

'I was very lucky.'

It was.. interesting.

"I have no problem with fire. Because I’m a redhead."

'That fabrication, that lie did spiral SUPER out of control. I WAS kicked out of the band.'

'She’s like, ‘are you Lorde?’ And at this point, I’m like, ‘fuck it, yes.’

Welcome to our brand new column.

"We're a band that's made it clear we're not going to just live in the past forever. We're not gonna just redo a record that you like, you know?"