Uppy Chatterjee, Journalist

Skipping school, being a jerk & more.

"Sometimes I really can’t help myself and get a little too suck-uppy you know?"

"I think he was just trying to show us a roundhouse kick and I was just a doofus and standing in the way."

"He’d left his phone and wallet on the van and everything, so he had a bit of an adventure to hitchhike around!"

"I’ve actually got tons of funny stories from when I used to busk in Byron."

"And all of a sudden, six guys grab us and they were ROUGH with us."

"So when I’m 11 or 12, I told people… ‘YEAH! I sell weed. I know where to get weed.’"

'He was pretending to sing on stage but I was actually singing off stage...'

"Don’t keep it UNDER the guests!"

"She gave the dog big-dog food and it died."

"Everything you're doing in life you learn, so... why don't you learn the shit that you really wanna achieve?"