You Won’t Believe This Week’s SPA Confidential

No One Thought It Was Possible To Write An Entire Piece Of Satire Like A Fucking Upworthy Headline, But You'll Never Guess Who Proved Them Wrong. We Went Through A Number Of Ideas For This Week's SPA Confidential (You Should Have Seen Idea #13 - It Would Have Brought You To Tears As Your Blood Ran Cold) But We Decided On Something That You're Not Going To Believe. You See, They Thought They Were Having A Slow News Day... But They Chose The Wrong Journalist This Time. Because I've Got 67 Reasons Why A Picture Of A Duck Singing Christmas Carols While It Drowns Is The Most Important News Of The Day And 42 Pictures That Will Remind You Of A Time When Musicians Made Money And Journalists Wrote News - And They Don't Want You To See Them. Here's Why We're Not Going To Show Them Too You Either, Because Here's The Dark Truth Behind What Happens When You Work For A Music Website And You Run Out Of Ideas.