Oasis

"We’re all-conquering, ageing mods and, you know, it’s fucking hard to find the time sometimes."

"Unless there’s a fucking section that says ‘Noel Gallagher’s music collection’ then I won’t be listening to it."

This could get ugly fast.

"He never watched, I don’t think he even remembers or knows who we are to be honest."

"If one ever needed a guide to what were undoubtedly Oasis’ glory years, this is it"

And little did we know, the best was still to come...

Another week, another UK tabloid frenzy