Liz Galinovic, Journalist

This break up; does it call for Glen Hansard or Alicia Keys?

"No way. They will not make Australia home. They ... they ... top marks for dehumanising refugees, guys."

Some good ol' Melbourne troubadours are making Liz Galinovic miss the Aussie heat and verandahs. And wool sheds.

Vance Joy ticket bribes won't get you anywhere with Liz Galinovic.

"My hangovers have turned into unbearably agonising ordeals only sleeping all day will save me from..."

Kanye West or El-P? The latter. Please. Anyday.

"When he needs a bit of a pick-me-up he might listen to a little I Just Can’t Wait To Be King. When he’s feeling boisterous – a little Gaston."

Time to tackle to the Land of Scary Shit - otherwise known as Transylvania.

Do Queens Of The Stone Age make you feel sexy the way Barry White does? No? How about Vanessa Amorosi then?

"Sometimes, I just want to sing along to a simple verse-chorus tune with a nice melody about being in love, or something."