Pig 311

Pig 311 is conceived from a true story about research into animals subjected to the effects of nuclear radiation after atomic bomb testing. Pig and Goat (performed by Geraint Hill and Samuel MacDonald) are trapped together in the hold of a warship when the bomb goes off.  Unfortunately, the playwright (Bill Dodsworth) makes the rookie mistake of thinking his first good idea will carry the play and forgets to write an actual story or take his characters on a psychological journey.  The second rookie mistake is using dialogue to disseminate information – interesting information but it doesn't always serve the story and creates the impression that the writer is being clever. After clunkily pointing them out, the play laughs at its own jokes.  There isn't a substantial story, only a setting and two characters. No essential dramatic conflict – yes, it's a comedy but the gags have to be very witty if you're going to have so little happen on stage. The two performers are adorable and are having the best time of it but the piece is overlong and, although packed full of facts, is essentially insubstantial. Direction is slow. For the remainder of the season Pig 311 could be improved by speeding up the lengthy photo-montage.

Season finished