Ash Williams: I've Done Some Bad Things

With a can of whipped cream, lollies, his childhood Yamaha keyboard and a slideshow of photos at his disposal, Ash Williams launches into a series of whimsical anecdotes, all basically rounding back to how little he has his life together... and that he went to Deakin University.

As we snigger, he talks about stealing a car from poor Ricardo at a hire car company, getting paid $500 to star in a tickle video (that's a thing, you guys) and "pooing and spewing" in a Motel 6 in LA, Williams' style coming off like a cheeky mate at a party who really enjoys the spotlight. The stories are utterly ridiculous but time and again he whips out photos, songs and even a voicemail message to show us that yes, one man can get into this much trouble.