If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, the characters on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia sure have got this ‘living life’ business down to a fine art; I wish I could learn their mysterious ways,” then you probably need to seriously re-evaluate your days. Moreover, though, you’ll be thrilled to know that Dennis, Mac, Dee, Charlie and Frank – The Gang – are writing a self-help book.
Due for release at “later bar, night or day sometime” (aka January 6, 2015) via HarperCollins, The 7 Secrets Of Awakening The Highly Effective Four-Hour Giant,Today sees The Gang – played on-screen by Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson, Charlie Day and Danny DeVito – take over a book deal somehow wrangled by group illiterate Charlie Kelly to execute their latest get-rich-quick scheme, which covers such crucial topics as relationships, financial success and career advice, fashion and personal grooming, health and diet, survival skills, and a wealth of other tips, tricks, advice and recipes (Milk-steak and rum-ham better be included, or heads will roll).
So, pop that shirt off, cultivate some mass, call your friends “bitches” all day long, re-invest in Kitten Mittens quick-smart, and get in your pre-orders, friends, because The Gang evidently know what they’re talking about, and have done for years.
At least... that seems to be the implication.
