Horror, Anxiety & Despair Hits Musos, Comedians As Trump Declared President

Tears of joy, laughter and crippling depression are flowing around the world as Donald Trump is declared President of the United States, marking the end of a stressful election.

It’s hard not to feel confused/sick (I believe someone at The Music has fashioned a ‘cromit’ emoji – that’s crying while you vomit), but perhaps you can take solace in the fact that some of your favourite musicians, comedians and actors are also along for the ride. If misery loves company, the whole world will be getting along like a house on fire.

Some didn't like Bush. Some didn't like Obama. But this is different. Forget dislike. Many are genuinely fearful now. This is new.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) November 9, 2016

We Had One Job.
— Questlove Gomez (@questlove) November 9, 2016

Anyone else wanna puke?
— Kristen Bell (@IMKristenBell) November 9, 2016

So 'Lock Her Up' becomes very very real. And the Prison Industry looks to a BIG BOOM over the next 4 years.
— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) November 9, 2016

Time to board Boob McNutt's Ark
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) November 9, 2016

Well this is scary.
— Hermitude (@HermitudeMusic) November 9, 2016

Forward, always.
— Luke Cage (@LukeCage) November 9, 2016

Well, fuck.
— Two Door Cinema Club (@TDCinemaClub) November 9, 2016

THE VICE PRESIDENT ELECT JUST SAID AMERICA HAS ELECTED THEIR NEW CHAMPION ---- WHAT THE FUCK
— Ball Park Music (@ballparkmusic) November 9, 2016

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT PUMPKIN LIZARD
— Illy (@illyal) November 9, 2016

At least there are a lot of rich white celebrities eager to let the world know they should be gracious in defeat.
— Chance Waters (@chancewaters) November 9, 2016

2 months ago a girl at v files blocked me when i questioned a tweet where she said 'i dont do politics'.... wondering what shes tweeting rn
— WAVVES (@wavves) November 9, 2016

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— troye sivan (@troyesivan) November 9, 2016

Our Nan can't speak due to a stroke but managed to say "oh shitty" as @realDonaldTrump walked out. Love you Nan X #Election2016 #Trump
— The Rubens (@therubensmusic) November 9, 2016

With this kind of mandate I wonder if Trump will start saying what he really thinks...
— Paul Dempsey (@PaulDempsey) November 9, 2016

This is not a dream.
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) November 9, 2016

Is America about to become the 10 gallon cowboy hat on the top of the worlds head?
— Hilltop Hoods (@hilltophoods) November 9, 2016

My roommate just came home and gave me a hug
— Oliver Tank (@OliverTank) November 9, 2016

Truly, we are all Trump's son right now.
— Tom Ballard (@TomCBallard) November 9, 2016

there's no emoji for this
— Megan Mullally (@MeganOMullally) November 9, 2016

no no no no no no no no
— Brendan Lukens (@brenbrennnn) November 9, 2016

This is America let's face it
— Raury (@Raury) November 9, 2016

The first reality tv president. Scary precedent on so many levels.
— Urthboy (@urthboy) November 9, 2016

So much explosion in head
— LOW (@lowtheband) November 9, 2016

My wife keeps repeating "I feel sick" over & over, and for once I'm convinced it has nothing to do with the bottle of wine she's consumed.
— Justin Pierre (@jcpmcs) November 9, 2016

How can all of America that I've met across countless months of touring - the loving, concerned, caring & generous - be this same country?
— Zack Mykula (@_ZACK_ZACK_ZACK) November 9, 2016

This is the point in the night where i start texting my therapist
— Best Coast (@BestCoast) November 9, 2016

Idk I'm just going to watch the Matrix Trilogy.
— TWIABP&IANLATD (@twiabp) November 9, 2016

Coming straight from the southern outpost of dumbc**tery
— Batla (@ozibatla) November 9, 2016

I just want to remind everyone that we are looking at a very close race with a presidential candidate who was endorsed by the KKK.
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) November 9, 2016