Gene Simmons gets face lift…

Saggy old rock god GeneSimmons (Kiss) and longtime girlfriend (one of one thousand I imagine) ShannonTweed recently announced they would get facelifts together on his half hour reality show "Gene Simmons Family Jewels".

TMZ.com has obtained a photo of the blob minutes after doctors surgically altered his face…

If that doesn’t turn you off listening to Kiss nothing will!