Yeezus tried to bail on the Kardashian X-Mas Eve bash this year, because he thought his little unit needed a break from the holiday insanity of the Kardashians. But as it turns out, insanity will follow Yeezus so long as he exists.
Yesterday Los Angeles-based sketch comedy trio Local Business Comedy thew Kris Kreezus – Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus on the Internet’s table - an album takes all the recognisable, experimental background music from Kanye and replaces his vocals with Christmas-related lyrics, sung by a Yeezy sound-alike. Are you ready for New Sleighs? (New Slaves) (I’m bout to ride the fuck out / I’m going Nicholas Saint), Lights On The Trees? (Blood on the Leaves) (F*ck them other reindeer cause I’m down with my reindeer / I ride with my reindeers, I’d die for my…)... and Hold My Eggnog?
The lyrics are actually fairly commendable - it's a pretty huge effort all round. Our fave is the I Am a God parody, I Am a Claus, where they rap, I just talked to Jesus / He said, 'What up Kreezus?' I said, 'Climbing buildings, trying to gift these children.'
Download it below, and make sure it gets played at whatever Christmas parties you’re holiday hip hoppin’ to tonight.
