One man's battle with addiction, using the joys of poetry.. 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CIGARETTES a poem by Luke Whelan. I hate the way you make me stink, especially my hair. I hate the way you burn my shit, ie all the clothes I wear. I hate the way you cost me heaps and the way you ease my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you’re in a shit green packet, I hate it when you die. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, with 'no smoking' on the wall...