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In their final tour blog, Gay Paris confirm "We are not The Fucking Beards"

In which Gay Paris find out that the Southern dames of Tasmania are willing to 'get down'

Gay Paris and their Super Famous Pals encounter everything from the blood of our saviour to the distracting horny boys

When Nathaniel Beard suggested that I would not be able to eat a kilo of cheese in an hour, my pride was wounded.

The first leg of Gay Paris' Death To Spring Tour and they get a whole load of Ke$ha.