“I’m a miracle. I’m a unicorn. I’m a needle in a haystack and you’re just a hipster munching my hay.”
This Week On Girls? Tonight is both bittersweet and cringeworthy. Hannah hosts a dinner party for Charlie, Audrey and Marnie but despite tension in the room Hannah won't let anyone leave. Elsewhere, Jessa meets Thomas-John's parents (Griffin Dunne and Deborah Rush) for the first time at a restaurant she hates (oh yeah, she lets them know). Back at the disastrous dinner party, Shoshanna realises that Ray has moved in with her (that old trick!) while Charlie chases Marnie, not Audrey, up to the roof. End result of the evening: Jessa and Thomas-John end their marriage, and Shosh and Ray profess their love to each other. It's a tearful ending for everyone – including viewers.
Girl Talk Of The Week? “I'm a miracle. I'm a unicorn. I'm a needle in a haystack and you're just a hipster munching my hay.” Thomas-John to Jessa.
Shirtless Adam Watch? With Adam missing in action again (cooooome back, pleeeease) we'll have to suffice with Hannah singing Wonderwall in the bath.
Girl On Top? Shoshanna. She was this week's least self-involved character and had the balls to reveal her feelings to Ray in a touchingly naïve Shoshy way.
What We Learnt: Jessa only snorted heroin, she didn't shoot it.