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My First Ten Sexual Failures

StarHalf Star

"We felt bad for the teddy bear that covered his penis, hope he is okay!"

Andrew Silverwood's My First Ten Sexual Failures was awkward, strange and confusing as the show was a little all over the place and lacked that funny spark.

With a title about sexual failures, one would expect sex jokes about sexual experiences but sadly there was nothing of the sort, which left the crowd a little disappointed. It was interesting to hear him speak German, but it would have been great if we knew what he was talking about. He gained half a star because he got naked in front of a crowd. He has balls, though we felt bad for the teddy bear that covered his penis, hope he is okay!