Mark Trenwith Mr Snot Bottom

PARENTS! That's right, guide your attention to this review right now.
Are you sick and tired of playing the role of reluctant court jester
to the whims of your nonsensical children? Tired of being verbally
harassed and tickled by a pack of 3 foot midgets, all for the sake of
lols in the never ending battle against a child's boredom? Well
salvation has a name: Mr Snot Bottom! He will put you at ease in a an
adult friendly environment, whilst your kids simply bliss out on
bottom related banter...... Okay I think he's gone. Parents, its a
trap! Your children will not only have too much fun, but they'll have
it all at your expense. If you think you can handle a bottled fart
collection, being mistaken for a tickle alien or having to witness
your kiddies blow their noses on the largest talking, walking hanky
you've ever seen. Then this is your test. Mr Snot Bottom and his gang
are experts in the art of giggle-alchemy. You and your family will
have fun! Just remember to bring a spare hanky.