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Joshua Glanc - 99 Schnitzels (But Veal Ain't One)

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"Joshua Glanc's '99 Schnitzels (But Veal Ain't One)' brings to life a repertoire of characters that both amaze and amuse."

What do you do when you have bread for ears? You rap about it, obviously!

Through a series of perfectly executed sketches, Joshua Glanc's 99 Schnitzels (But Veal Ain't One) brings to life a repertoire of characters that both amaze and amuse. Glanc's use of traditional dramatic conventions assist in seamless jumps from one character to the next; his perfect physical and vocal transformations leave no audience member behind. From Juan the gay pop star making it in Australia to a lollipop man with a suspicious agenda, Glanc's performance is charming, hilarious and delightfully surprising.