Again we learn: bad people make good music. Chris Brown, Prince of Douchebaggery, and Tyga, an imbecile who brags about his wealth but owes his jeweller $91,000, have put pen to paper with this one. Westside balances Tyga's ferocity and Brown's (vocal) approachability. Ayo is toothache sweet on its face, but clandestine content – "My hobby's her body, that pussy's my lobby. I'ma eat it" – reveals its freaky side. I Bet featuring 50 Cent (also an awful person) has a light-hearted plink-plonk of a beat that Fiddy murders like it was a decade ago. What do we make of this? Our worst fears are confirmed. Clearly, failed musicians are just too nice for their own good.
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