Osama Bin Laden loves Whitney Houston

According to a Sudanese novelist named Kola Boof, who was held captive by Osama Bin Laden in the late 1990's as a sex slave, he loves Whitney Houston.

In her new autobiography, she says:

"He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen...Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum."

"He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives. Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mention constantly. How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."

Boof also claims that Bin Laden was a fan of "The Wonder Years", "Miami Vice" and "MacGyver". Ok this was almost believable until she said Miami Vice!