Man falls forty feet - after trying to sneak into a Nickelback gig?

There's always that one piece of news that leaves you bewildered. This has got to be that. Someone actually risked bodily harm to get into Nickelback's gig. 

22-year old Kevin Beaudette, whilst intoxicated (clearly highly so if he wanted to see Nickelback) managed to fall down the forty foot Geyser Brook Gorge in New York.

The man was rescued by the fire service and treated for minor cuts and bruises. He will not face criminal charges.

In this writer's opinion, this makes a profound statement about the sort of people who would voluntarily go to a Nickelback show ...