Lindsay Lohan sex tape on the way?

An unamed source has apparently come forward about a sex tape featuring Lindsay Lohan. The video goes for a whopping 47 seconds and according to the source, it is "Dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors."

Hustler has reportedly offered up to $200,000 for the video, which was filmed at a chain restaurant by a waiter.

Does anyone actually want to see this!?