"Being black and a girl would be a huge plus. But not necessary..."
Here is the official statement:
"Obviously you have to be a pretty special character to join this band.
We'd prefer someone familiar with the Horse The Band lore, but also
normal. You have to have touring experience in really horrible
conditions (picking up skin diseases from sleeping on floors, being
rejected by ugly chicks, not sleeping for 60 hours or more), not think
you are cool, not be way into sitting on your laptop in the 'green
room,' and be a really good drummer. We want someone who can play all
sorts of styles really well and prefer someone who keeps it simple
sounding while musically compelling and interesting and energetic.
"We're
heading to South America and Africa in the fall and will do a full
US/Canada tour in the summer. You'll make more money than working your
job at home. You have to know you wanna tour a lot and don't mind being
away from the USA for long periods of time.
"If you're interested send us an emailwith Youtube links to you playing these 3 songs: Hyperborea, Cutsman,
and Sex Raptor. That pretty much covers all the territory you need to
know.
"If you wanna include bio stuff and pictures that's fine too. Being black and a girl would be a huge plus. But not necessary."