Beat The Heat With This Assortment Of Music Videos Featuring Swimming Pools & Snow

10 February 2017 | 2:19 pm | Staff Writer

Fuck the sun. Fuck it so hard

We're not going to beat around the bush (because it'll probably catch ablaze): It is unreasonably hot at the moment.

You know it. We know it. The entire damned country knows it (with the possible exception of climate-change deniers, who will undoubtedly swear up-and-down that things are no worse now than in previous years, despite all that pesky science).

Well, we need to take our minds off the heat, and there's only so much that airconditioning can achieve on its own, so we're going to spend some time living vicariously through a fairly arbitrary collection of music videos set in, around and featuring swimming pools, water parks, the occasional ocean shot and straight-up arctic temperatures.

That's sound thinking, right? It's definitely as sound as it's getting in these conditions, at any rate.

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You're welcome to join us, if you too are struggling to focus on anything but the sweat currently pooling around your crack.

Or sit there melting to death, it's really no skin off our noses. We know what we're doing for the next little while though.

AFI - Love Like Winter

Alanis Morissette - Ironic

Arcade Fire - Neighbourhood 3 (Power Out)

Beyonce - Party (ft. J Cole)

Blink-182 - First Date

CHVRCHES - Empty Threat

Fall Out Boy - Grand Theft Autumn

The Front Bottoms - Swimming Pool

Little Big Town - Pain Killer

Sum 41 - In Too Deep

Tears For Fears - Pale Shelter

Vampire Weekend - Holiday

And, hey, if none of those have done the trick, check out the video below showcasing the instruments of ice sculpturist Tim Linhart, as regularly featured at Sweden's Ice Music Festival, which is honestly the most appealing-sounding thing on earth right now.