Dental High-Gene, Canberra's Killer Weed And The End Of Tour

World, meet Chronnor MacLeod, of the clan MacLeod, the original Highlander and mad one-hitter. Canberra is the best, bongs are still legal there and the weed is killer. Thanks Nick for a mad session, you destroyed us. There can only be one!

After a hectic Sydney show and post-show jacket swap, Bowie and Brad took to the streets of Newtown for a leisurely night bike ride. Some noteworthy stops included the mini-hat shop, mattress world and scooter alley. They were later inducted into the ‘Rollin Dragons’ gang and appointed as co-presidents. Other members of The Bennies have reportedly applied to the gang with their applications pending.

On another mission on the streets of Sydney, Craig introduces John and Ryan (Off With Their Heads) to the amazing Mr Crackles take away joint, best consumed around 4:20. Bowie once had his ‘best bite ever’ at this place. The boys loved it and many pork jokes ensued.

Check out Craig, the rock'n'roll overlord — such a mad dog shredding on his Gene Simmons axe bass during Party Machine in Brissy. Is that Anty’s doppelganger crowd surfing?

Mi Juli and Spud show that dental high-gene is crucial on tour, and brushing with style is important too. Thanks for covering up the nuts, Spudley.

We put a cheeky bet on at the TAB, predicting who would be the first to crash out on the Wisdom Machine Tour. Odds were 1:1 Greg Jard, 2:1 Off With Their Heads, 5:1 Hightime, 420:1 The Bennies.

It was a photo finish with Hightime losing by a nose. Nina and Jay were the first to visit Never Never land. Nobody collected the winnings though because the TAB tickets were in Bowie’s wallet which disappeared in Newtown.

I guess this guy missed the memo. Shit got prehistoric at the Woolly Mammoth in Brissy.

Two great ways to kill time on tour - shoulder rides and face swap. Off With Their Heads proved to be mad chillers. Big props to MC Sheep Beep, MC Deep Sea Fish, MC Queef Thief and MC Reef'n'Beef.

Crowbar in Brissy is our home away from home. Shit always gets cray cray there. And it turns out beer and weed give Jules super-human strength, just like Popeye.

Wisdom Machine tour done! Oh mercy! Such an amazing time, thanks so much to everyone who party-icipated.