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LIVE: Chicks Who Love Guns at World Bar

In preparation for Mother’s Day Celebrations, check out Chicks Who Love Guns at World Bar on Friday May 4. They destroyed CANT SAY last year

Dear Mum, In preparation for our Mother’s Day Celebrations, which of course will be fun; what with all that gift wrapping, forced family time and sentimental Hallmark cards, I have decided I need, no wait I HAVE to, rock up to the “mighty womb of the indie music scene” that is MUM @ World Bar (Friday May 4th).

So I know you want me to spend a bit on your gift, and it’s O.K I can! Students are free before 10pm; it will basically be rude not to go with that kind of an offer. Not only will I be saving my moola but I know how much you wanted me to do better at Spanish and as far as I am aware drinking Sangria is the first step in this educational process, and coincidence much, Sangria is $5 (as well as beer) all night…Say “WHAT?!”

But hold up a sec, I know you would be concerned about the lineup and I can guarantee it is the most-

Wholesome (rocking)…

Charming (debaucherous)…

Friendly (ball grabbing)…

Music you will ever hear. How can you question names like:

CHICKS WHO LOVE GUNS

DOC HOLLIDAY TAKES THE SHOTGUN

DANGER DANNYS

BACHELOR PAD

+ MUM DJS

So don’t worry Mum, everything is going to work out great and I promise this year I won’t saunter home covered in lip stick stains, clutching ripped clothes (and the arm of a bearded hobo) with a monkey on my shoulder…O.k. I can’t guarantee the monkey but I think you will agree that’s a tough promise to make.

Lots of Love,

Your Caring Child

Tickets

Students FREE before 10pm

$10 pre-sale

$15 at the door

Venue

The World Bar

24 Bayswater Rd, Kings Cross

Words by Alyson Lamb