Couldn't of said it any better myself, Jasper. In order to promote the crippling fast-food chain Chicken Treat, their genius marketing team have come up with #chickentweet, the first ever tweeting chicken. The promotion has been going on for about two weeks now, and has seen the tail-feathered legend type her way through a couple of three letter words, such as "bum" and "few", but mostly, her tweets are just random smashing, about as incomprehensible as my essays written at 3:00AM in the morning for Uni. The aim of it all (apart from making people actually want to eat Chicken Treat for the first time in years) is to have the chicken tweet a five-letter word and earn a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the first chicken to tweet. Truly an inspiration to all chickens everywhere. You can follow Betty the chicken HERE.
We've included a couple of tweets below.
Keep it PG, Betty.
Almost had to get you exorcised there, Betty.
