Patrick Cross

Can you  give us a tweet-length summary of your show? It's about things I fear and how I deal with them. A blend of smutty and interesting thoughts as well as many interesting, smutty thoughts.

Describe your perfect audience: A crowd of me but minus the personality trait that prevents me from outwardly expressing joy in the form of laughter.

Besides making people laugh, what else do you hope people get from your comedy? Orgasms. Lots and lots of wondrous orgasms... I'm not sure, though if I were able to induce multiple climaxes in people with my jokes I would probably have to re-brand.

What's your favourite comedy film and why? This is a good question so I'll take it seriously... I really have no idea. Let's move on.

What would you be doing if you weren't a comedian? I thought about going into medicine when I was in high school so if I weren't a comedian I would be probably just be still thinking about doing that.

Website link for more info? comedyfestival.com.au/2014/season/shows/out-of-fear-patrick-cross